1. They only come out once a year.
2. They go great with coffee. Especially if you have eggnog creamer.
3. Your 3 year old isn't awake yet. She'll never know.
4. They have coconut... I think that counts as a fruit.
5. It may help you get up enough energy to tackle the mound of dishes.
6. You will be supporting the Girl Scouts. That counts as philanthropy.
7. Your baby is making you crazy and eating Samoas is more gentle than anything else you've thought of this morning.